"I'd be scared of calling 911 for anything because...
THEY PLAY THAT SHIT ON THE NEWS 40 TIMES A DAY. ALL MY FRIENDS AT THE FUNERAL ARE ALL GOING LIKE:
I embarrass myself daily in front of everyone.
thatfunnyblog: In public I’m just like: But then I get home and in bed I actually think about what I did: And then I realize: http://thatfunnyblog.tumblr.com/
felonymelanie: snaipe: Tom Felton’s New Jersey...
When I look in the mirror, I know I’m looking at someone who isn’t sure she...– Nicholas Sparks (Dear John)
The best way to cheer yourself is to try to cheer someone else up.– Mark Twain (via kari-shma)
When you're talking to someone at 12am and you say...
seeyouinthestars: rynlife: Bitch, “Tomorrow” is when I wake up. MORGANNNNNN!!! HAHAHAHA SEE YOU AT 5PM! BRIGHT AND EARLY!
Believe in yourself and all that you are. Know that there is something inside...– Christian Larson (via thresca)