August 2011
54 posts
8 tags
"I'd be scared of calling 911 for anything because...
THEY PLAY THAT SHIT ON THE NEWS 40 TIMES A DAY. ALL MY FRIENDS AT THE FUNERAL ARE ALL GOING LIKE:
I embarrass myself daily in front of everyone.
thatfunnyblog:
In public I’m just like:
But then I get home and in bed I actually think about what I did:
And then I realize:
http://thatfunnyblog.tumblr.com/
felonymelanie:
snaipe:
Tom Felton’s New Jersey...
“When I look in the mirror, I know I’m looking at someone who isn’t sure she...”
– Nicholas Sparks (Dear John)
1 tag
“The best way to cheer yourself is to try to cheer someone else up.”
– Mark Twain (via kari-shma)
When you're talking to someone at 12am and you say...
seeyouinthestars:
rynlife:
Bitch, “Tomorrow” is when I wake up.
MORGANNNNNN!!! HAHAHAHA SEE YOU AT 5PM! BRIGHT AND EARLY!
“Believe in yourself and all that you are. Know that there is something inside...”
– Christian Larson (via thresca)
